Thursday, March 4, 2010

Science Teacher Rule #25

There are many different uses for a worksheet




1) Rub it repeatedly over your heavily gelled spikes because it makes an interesting noise

2) Try to balance it on your nose

3) Inhale its scent deeply then pass it to your neighbor so they sniff it deeply and pass it to their neighbor like it is a peyote pipe.


It would be a complete waste to actually write on the paper.

2 comments:

Merkley Jiating said...

Agreed. I would probably do #2.

Camille said...

Everybody knows that writing on worksheets is for suckers. : )

 

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