Science Teacher Rule #20

Even though they are silly little 8th graders and much more annoying than 9th, they can still have some wit.

Student who gives me hope for humanity: oooOOOoo she called you a jerkface!

Me: No, I said, "Don't be a jerkface."

Student who gives me hope for humanity: oooOOoo she implied you were a jerkface!



And later I heard this little nugget of junior high humor


"You dad is a homogenous."

(Ho-mo-gene-yus)